All Colleges Are Bad

It's likely you stumbled upon this page by accident. Truly, it was not. We want you to see the real UniverCity.

Knowledge is Power?

This is a bunch of bull. UniverCity is nothing but a scheme to get humans in and robots out. Maybe that's what they mean, knowing the secrets that they have within themselves gives them power over everyone else. You enter into this island with these high hopes that they hype you up with, and yeah this sounds like some bs conspiracy theory but they really do brainwash you to believing in the physical instead of the metaphysical. The counselors you meet with to begin with claim you can dream what you want but throughout the years if you do not oblige to their monetary modification of your "dreams" then they abandon you making you waste more money, more time, and lower your self esteem.
-Comrade A

Freedom of thought

There is a heirarchy in UniverCity, and not just of order, law and justice, but literally of freedom of thought. Sure they have shitton majors and minors and subjects and whatever but there's an elite class of subjects like those who earn more money and get the island more money/buildings/prestige etc. get a say in what happens to our education. They've been thinking for a long time if they should cut the liberal arts and the more theoretical types that isn't as valued or lucrative. In the next following years they plan to eliminate the budget of the World Cultures college, what's next? Their claim? There's no use for "Cultural studies" and that we're "all one race". Jesus christ. Next, they'll go after is the art majors.
-Comrade L

This Island aint big enough for the two million of us

That statistic of having 800,000 students? That's a lie. The actual statistic? About 2mil. There's far too many people on this tiny island, so much that there's not enough room in the classrooms and everyone is crammed into the student housing. They keep building new buildings in City Center that the sidewalks shine no light from the sun from how tall it is. No gardening is allowed either so it's not like we can lose the dependancy on the 'City to feed us. There's no alternative, they've got us stuck, and we have to push our way out.
-Comrade T

The dependancy on this institution is too much

We DEMAND that if knowledge is power, then knowledge should be able to set us free. We are grinded year by year, each nation of the world depending on us, paying for us, to produce more and more feed for the capitalist machine. We want a RELEVANT education, something that relates to us, emboldens us to shape the world for us, not the world to shape us.

PRESIDENT E.R. COLUMNS HAS NO EXPERIENCE IN EDUCATION

E.R. Columns is the heir to one of the biggest companies in the world, Wiferless Mobile. He claims to get the position of president of this institution out of his own "philanthropic" wishes, but not many are aware of his salary and stipends. He sits like a king atop a throne overlooking his riches and the more money he will make out of all of us once we sign to work for his company or others. His policy changes and ideas for 'City is going to damage and ruin the future for this whole world. We're going to burn this Earth to the capitalistic hell worse than what we exist in.

Despite all this, we are trapped. And we need your help.

In the modern day, it's gotten more and more difficult for our generation to get jobs without a degree. In fact, getting out of high school doesn't cut it for 89% of the jobs out in the market currently. The only way to not just succeed, but actually make a living wage in most countries you need a degree. And where is the ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET A DEGREE? On this island. In UniverCity.
We seem to be forever trapped in this system. But if we can get the word out of the reality of this situation to the world's eyes, and make the world see that there's no real freedom in education, there's no real power in this knowledge, then We can convince the world to tear down this awful centralized institution, and bring forth something more equitable to the masses.